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A SARCASTIC PANCREAS

Know your not alone :)))
Apr 24 '14

voldemortcanyounot:

newerleaf:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

WHAT. THE. FUCK. LOL.

thank you 

Apr 24 '14

thebeautifulbloggeer:

Me as a parent

(Source: pevensis)

Apr 24 '14

psych2go:

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Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Apr 24 '14

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (i saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

Apr 24 '14

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

Apr 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

Apr 22 '14

wlovepierce:

If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.

Apr 22 '14

Dig them up; let’s finish what we’ve started
Dig them up, so nothing’s left untouched

(Source: brokensmolders)

Apr 22 '14

divergenceinfinie:

coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

this is GREAT

Apr 22 '14
anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
She has a law degree.
She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.